"Waitress! Leave those chickens alone and bring me my food! I want to talk to the management of this place!" Or something like that. Possibly.Ok, so that also means that when the goats scream in my ear they are just saying hi not GIVE ME FOOD NOW!![]()
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
"Waitress! Leave those chickens alone and bring me my food! I want to talk to the management of this place!" Or something like that. Possibly.Ok, so that also means that when the goats scream in my ear they are just saying hi not GIVE ME FOOD NOW!![]()
I have those city people walking past my chickens all the time. One stopped to ask me how I could have all hens and no roosters, while looking right at this guy. I just told him I order all female from the hatchery!People that live in cities have all manner of delusions. I was lucky in that I was raised on farms in the Midwest so when I lived in actual cities like LA, the groupthink echo chambers still couldn’t gaslight me into their psychosis.
I went into a health food store and they had brown eggs for $4.00 a dozen (~1983!) I asked the guy how they could justify $4 a dozen. The clerk must have been from a farm because he chuckled and made a remark about the intellect of his clientele.
You should tell your neighbors you have chickens because they are good for the environment as they provide a source of nitrogen to break down all the boxes that end up in his trash, from Amazon, delivering the environmentally destruction landfill waste he uses.
Don't ask, Don't Tell around here.I have those city people walking past my chickens all the time. One stopped to ask me how I could have all hens and no roosters, while looking right at this guy. I just told him I order all female from the hatchery!Don't ask, Don't Tell around here.

"that's egg song" maybe they won't know the difference. or "she's just saying hello"??As long as he doesn't crow right in front of them, you'll be ok. I mean "why is that girl crowing?"![]()
"that's egg song" maybe they won't know the difference. or "she's just saying hello"??
Almost all the "Chicken" stuff you see, art, plates, show roosters on them. Roosters are so much flashier!If they think that a rooster look's like a hen, I wonder what they think look's like a rooster?
Almost all the "Chicken" stuff you see, art, plates, show roosters on them. Roosters are so much flashier!
"roosters lay eggs too"If they think that a rooster look's like a hen, I wonder what they think look's like a rooster?
He hasn't quit crowing since I took it outside to try it out.I just got back from a yard sale. I got a finished wooden box on short legs (no cover) that looks like the perfect size for a chick brooder. I also got a plastic motion sensor that looks like a rooster, and gives off a loud, realistic sounding crow when it senses motion. Big Ben is NOT amused, but I sure am.He hasn't quit crowing since I took it outside to try it out.
