Might need a chainsaw to cut that frozen turkey in half, huh?Your hatchling meme looks like a baby turkey,,,, Popped head out,,, seen calendar,, and decided it was not safe.
You actually have a few options you can take. Cook whole turkey,, and after you finish dinner, cut portions,,, and freeze. We do this all the time with meals. Then out of the freezer, and dinner instantly ready.
Second option: Cut turkey in half. Freeze half. and cook the other half. I know it may get challenging to cut a frozen turkey in half. It can be done.
Third option; Cook whole turkey,,, and invite additional peeps with hearty appetites.