~~Ask Owlkins~~

[OwlLover]

Oh boy... Cluckins just logged on.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

"Oh boy"'s correct. *bows*
FEAR ME, FOR CLUCKINS HAS JUST LOGGED IN. BE PREPARED.

 

[Malibu99]

How do I keep my dog from eating the feathers that the chickens molt?

 

[OwlLover]

Get a chainsaw, turn it on, chase the dog with it, and scream "QUIT EATING FEATHERS!". Repeat until the dog listens. Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

I've seen much wonderful chainsaw advice on here.
My chainsaw isn't working how do I fix it?

 

[OwlLover]

Throw it at the wall as hard as you can. Repeat until chainsaw is fixed. Problem solved.

 

[CayugaLover]

How to make cookies:

nailed it.

 

[CayugaLover]

How do I make breakfast for myself in five minutes without using my hands?

 

[CayugaLover]

How do i get myself a cool nickname like yours? Owlkins... Cayugakins? no, that doesn't have that certain ring to it that yours does...

 

[OwlLover]

How do I make breakfast for myself in five minutes without using my hands?

Use your toes to pick up a carton of eggs and smash them into the stove. Turn it on with your feet. Problem solved.