~~Ask Owlkins~~

[ClucksAndPeeps]

*mind cruelty program known as math* I'll use that.

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I... Gather the eggs from my chickens?

 

[Malibu99]

How do I stay awake until 12:00?

 

[OwlLover]

Why not 60.1 MPH?

How do I choose which color to color my sky in my field drawing with?

Get a bunch of random crap. Fill up a bathtub full of water, and stuff the random crap into the water. The color that comes up is the color you should paint your sky. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I...
Get good at the mind cruelty program known as MATH?

Scream at the math until it gets better. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I... Gather the eggs from my chickens?

Get a gigantic vacuum as big as the world, and use the nozzle to suck the eggs out of the nest boxes. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I stay awake until 12:00?

Smack yourself in the face until then repeatedly. Problem solved.

 

[Malibu99]

How do I fix my spaceship??

 

[CayugaLover]

How do I wear flipflops in the snow and yet not get cold?

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I keep my cat off of my laptop?