Teila....What an entertaining read! I am in hospital at the moment needed a good laugh ....even though it hurts to do so!!! I'll be watching for crows !!! We did have them ...only 6 but they have gone know since we covet the chicken run!
Aside from that and your story I have a very close has had two separate incidents where crows announced the death of family members...so I am definitely a 'crow hater' ...
hope your better soon.