Awkward duck seller... (Story)

[Painted Calls]

I have never been peed on by a turtle. Ever.

Painted turtles pee every time I pick them up.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Okay so to clear things up
Yes he did piss himself, he had text on the photo itself literally saying he pissed himself...
And please don't take it so seriously, I have the ducks, the ducks are fine I'm fine, it's just a funny story

Still hilarious.

 

[Coops Dad]

Or turtle

Or toddler. I carried my 3 yr old niece on my shoulders all over Disneyland and she SWORE she didn't have to pee. She's a little liar.

I don't know who needs to hear this it there's weirdos who put pineapple on their pizza. Also, I'll let you piss your pants in front of me if I get free ducks. For the right number of ducks, I'll piss my pants too.

Totally unrelated but I'm desperately out of duck fat and my poms frits game is lacking because of it.

 

[RiverOtter]

Or toddler. I carried my 3 yr old niece on my shoulders all over Disneyland and she SWORE she didn't have to pee. She's a little liar.

I don't know who needs to hear this it there's weirdos who put pineapple on their pizza. Also, I'll let you piss your pants in front of me if I get free ducks. For the right number of ducks, I'll piss my pants too.

Totally unrelated but I'm desperately out of duck fat and my poms frits game is lacking because of it.

And here I have some Khaki Campbell drakes I'd be happy to give to someone who promises to NOT pee in front of me for them....

 

[Coops Dad]

It's a deal! I'll exhibit restraint and risk the structural integrity of my bladder for better fried pertaters.

 

[RiverOtter]

It's a deal! I'll exhibit restraint and risk the structural integrity of my bladder for better fried pertaters.

I would appreciate that.
and in all seriousness, my straight-runs were like 12 boys and 4 girls, so if anyone in upstate NY wants any, come get 'em. I can't butcher ducks. They look at you, with their cute little eyes.

 

[Painted Calls]

They look at you, with their cute little eyes.

Like this!!

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Ahem.
As someone who has been on the internet from AOL times, when receiving an unsolicited picture, never say it's small. They often get angry, or will send you more pics to prove otherwise. And let's not knock our less-endowed brethren, who are often more skilled in it's use, as opposed to those who think having a large meat hammer and banging away with it is a good thing (it is not)

Say they should see a Dr for that. Eyew, that. OMG, see a specialist right away.
Sends 'em cringing off with their tails tucked every time.

 

[roosterhavoc]

This guy can text but can’t manage to get to the bathroom before he pisses his pants? WTH?
Who pisses themselves and then thinks “hey let me get a quick pic of this?”

 

[ColtHandorf]

Painted turtles pee every time I pick them up.

What?! Craziness. Mine worshipped me like the god I am. No tee tee.

Like this!!
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That isn’t a duck.