**** Baaaaaaaaaaaaad Bart ****

chickenzoo

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If you call out Bad Bart, around these parts, you better be prepared for what you'll see...
Through the long tall grass, with a short little stance, bout high as half a mushroom to his knees....

With a mighty little crow, he loudly belloooows , asking " Hey do you like what you see"....
He will do his impressive dance and with a big proud stance, all the while say'n "Look at Me"...
He'll strut, peck and scratch, showing you his intended wrath,.. if you dare turn your back on him....

And just when you think, you might be on the brink... of a feathery beat'en for your life....
Blueberry Turkey comes along, and chases off the little turd, sparing you from his plight......
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(Poor Blueberry got off her nest to defend me)
 
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It's so funny, I can call out ... BAD BART, and even if he is all the way out at the bantam barn, which with his little legs must seem like miles, he'll crow to let me knows he's coming... and then here he comes, strutting and a puffin. First he has to jump up on the concrete bench and crow, then he jumps down and comes over to me showing off.... But if you pick him up he turns into a teddy bear. Just don't walk past him with out saying hi or saying he's handsome, he will try to jump up and flog you..... but don't tell him that I barely notice......
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