Baby Timmy, 5lbs 5oz.

[Damummis]

Wow Boyd, what a cute kid. And I don't throw that around lightly, heck my babies were uuugly.

 

[Boyd]

thanks

I got to reach into the incubator today and hold him up and feed him. Little boogersnot kept falling asleep. Wife said thats what happened to her so it was hard to feed him.

Pulled bottle out, tapped him on his chin a minute and he opened his mouth, I reput the bottle back in, tapped it against his gums and off he went. One thing I forgot, newborns shed quite a bit!!! He has dry skin flaking off all over right now

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Um.... still not getting baby cravings...

 

[LarryPQ]

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Um.... still not getting baby cravings...

Dont forget baby acne!

I gotta stop reading in here. The DH says ,"NO".

 

[Hillsvale]

awww... baby dandruff

So can anyone tell me why seemingly intelligent people get poopy faced over a tiny little demanding sleep depriving both good and bad smelly body fluid leaking some day to be a teen human...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I've never had a baby craving in my life (I'm 49). That gene got excluded from my DNA map.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Well, it's Boyd's. He's not very intelligent.... (JK Boyd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Hillsvale]

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Well, it's Boyd's. He's not very intelligent.... (JK Boyd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Haha... I meant me (well most everyone) too!

Onion rings... sigh!

I shall crave these until I get them.... I'll blame you!

 

[LarryPQ]

So can anyone tell me why seemingly intelligent people get poopy faced over a tiny little demanding sleep depriving both good and bad smelly body fluid leaking some day to be a teen human...

Hormones. Ensures the survival of the species.​

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Ah yes, the earth has way too few humans. How about more chickens?