Banny's List of Quotamentagraphs

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Mary - (in a letter attached to one of my homing pigeons) Dear {Ducks and Banny hens}, You are invited to our house for dinner tonight. Will you come? Sincerely, Mary.
Me - (in another letter) Dear Mary, You can't read this because this is a homing pigeon. Sure I'll come to dinner. If you are reading this letter, then I guess we can have Squab because obviously this homing pigeon is no good. Sincerely, {Ducks and Banny hens}.

That letter was attached to that pigeon for 3 months.

 

[chloezoebob101]

good one!!!!

 

[1muttsfan]

(Before you read this -- Many people incorrectly spell Birchen as Birchon. Some people get really snoody about it)

-Me (in an ad) - For sale: 1 Birchen OEGB cockerel, 2 Birchen OEGB pullets, 2 Crele OEGB cockerels -- all $15 each. {contact info}

-Anon. - Hi, I noticed in your add that you misspelt something. Everybody knows that you spell birchon with an O, not an E. I would really dislike buying chickens from someone who doesn't even know how to spell. However, I am very interested in the 1 cockerel and two pullets, (but not the Creoles). I will buy them from you if you agree to spell birchon the proper way.

Me - Hello, Thank you for your interest. The Birchens are each 6 months old, and the Creles are 7 1/2 months old. I am down sizing my flock, so that means I either need to sell them, or eat them. It's been about a month since I put the ad up, so I guess I'll have to eat them.

Anon. - Hi, But I'll buy them!

Me - Hi, I thought you said you weren't interested in them?

Anon. - Hi, I am interested. I just want people to know how to spell things correctly. If they can't even spell, how can they breed good quality stock? Now I've raised chickens for 2 years, so I think I have the mental advantage here. Now I'll buy the birds for $5 each, if you start spelling those words right. Deal?

Me - Hi, Your right, you do have the mental advantage. You also don't have my OEGBs.

Oh, boy. Not much to say after that, is there?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

"I wonder how many pennies are in 93 cence?"

"If a dime is worth 10 pennies, then why is the penny 1.364 times bigger than the dime?"

 

[chloezoebob101]

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Co-Worker - Im so excited! I'm having a Baby! I'm 2 months pregnant!
Me - Wow! That means in 7 months you'll be a Cow! Congratulations!

 

[chicklover16]

Co-Worker - Im so excited! I'm having a Baby! I'm 2 months pregnant!
Me - Wow! That means in 7 months you'll be a Cow! Congratulations!

a cow? exuce me? you said that to a girl??????

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Maybe I said Hen...

 

[chicklover16]

Maybe I said Hen...

I thought you where talking about weight, you know, saying that she would look like a cow because she would have a large stomach. and beleive you me, the last thing to say to a pregnant woman is mentioning her weight.

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

"You went skinny dipping? How'd you go skinny dipping? You don't own a bathing suit!"