Because I'm a nerd

[joedie]

Greeneggsnham you are the ultimate nerd! That was hysterical. Kind of like watching MST3000!

 

[darkmatter]

Have you tried using your Tesla Coil for a Z-pinch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z-pinch

 

[JetBlack]

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I have an excellent pension program and 401K matching.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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I have a pinch in my back, think it'll work?

 

[JetBlack]

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I have a pinch in my back, think it'll work?

YES! It will instantly make you not care, at all, about any other pain, you have ever had.

I guarantee it, or your money back.

 

[OrloffTom]

I think if you can mutate the ants and gnats somehow you'll for sure be able to take over the world!

 

[VioletBlueIvy]

I want to hear more about Borg and this squirrel army....?

 

[Q9]

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You mean Boyd and his squirrel army? He foolishly allowed photographs to appear on a thread here...

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=3877492

 

[VioletBlueIvy]

Yes, I'm sorry, Boyd and his squirrel army!LOL
I am SOOOOOO glad I asked!

So nice of you to share!
My entire family is rolling around here!!!!!

 

[suzettex5]

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OOh me too!
I think i'll be his bartender...

I would rather go for the position of "doomsday device designer." If not that, then "ridiculously powerful weapons designer." Something high up that deals with things going boom. And that pays well.

I think I know who will be in charge of his WMD programs if I don't get the job...

Oooo, its never a good idea to be the one that designs the the big weapons- the 'Overlord' ALWAYS kills that guy the minute the machine is completed! Thus ensuring the creator can never-

A. Build another one for the enemy, and

B. Never have a sudden change of heart and flip the "secret over-ride" switch that causes the machine to implode and kill the 'Overlord', but allows the Hero to escape just mere seconds before the blast!!!