I just spent 3.5 hrs push mowing my lawn (really can't be done with a tractor) and as such I had a long time to contemplate this question. I have come up with a couple solutions:
1. If you don't mow it frequently eventually the weeds get really big and flower, and look quite nice.
a. You can justify not mowing it by saying it's better for the environment
b. However, when you do eventually feel bad enough to mow it, it takes at least 2 swoops of each section to
fell the large weeds. Which really doensn't save you time in the long run. Darn it.
2. Have kids. You are going to need some way of making their lives miserable (isn't that what being a parent is all about?) - what better way than mowing. As a kid mine was mucking horse stalls. I will never have horses.
a. However to do this plan correctly one would have had to have foresight about 10 years ago. I didn't.
3. Hire kids. Much less painful and overall less problematic than suggestion 2. I know for sure I'd rather be at work making money to pay someone to mow than sweating and grunting in my yard followed in hot pursuit by every stinging bug known to man.
1. If you don't mow it frequently eventually the weeds get really big and flower, and look quite nice.
a. You can justify not mowing it by saying it's better for the environment
b. However, when you do eventually feel bad enough to mow it, it takes at least 2 swoops of each section to
fell the large weeds. Which really doensn't save you time in the long run. Darn it.
2. Have kids. You are going to need some way of making their lives miserable (isn't that what being a parent is all about?) - what better way than mowing. As a kid mine was mucking horse stalls. I will never have horses.
a. However to do this plan correctly one would have had to have foresight about 10 years ago. I didn't.
3. Hire kids. Much less painful and overall less problematic than suggestion 2. I know for sure I'd rather be at work making money to pay someone to mow than sweating and grunting in my yard followed in hot pursuit by every stinging bug known to man.
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