Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's Chicken Chat Thread! (ORIGINAL)

Elanor: What's this note on page 8?
Marianne: It reads..."Ninja chicken wuz hear."
Daylily: Sophia...it slants to the left.
Sophia: The handwriting slants to the left, but it isn't mine, because mine's cursive.
Marianne: What if you wrote in print to disguise your handwriting??
Sophia: My print looks like this, okay?! *Scribbles a sentence*
Elanor: Yeah, not the same print. Yours is much smaller.
Freesia: Do left-footersusually have handwriting that slants left?
Sophia: I do, for one. Colonel is left-footed but doesn't. I think it's a bit more common in left-footed chickens, but this has to be a lefty because the ink's all smeared.See?
Colonel: Aren't we ignoring the obvious here? That this person pretty much has to be in Fluffers's flock?
Daylily: Why do you say that?
Colonel: Some of them have an obsession with Ninja chicken.
Elanor: Okay, who in Fluffers's flock is left-footed and obsessed with Ninja Chicken??
Feathery: that was Fluffy, we miss her :(
 
Tweeter: OH NO!! IT'S A ROOSTER! MOMMY HAS A LITTLE ROOSTER!
Feathery: calm down. it might be a hen, it might be a rooster, but if it is a rooster, we have a home for him.
Tweeter: FINE! BUT I DON'T LIKE ROOSTERS! There was one at the feed store,that was tall and scary! He was an Australorp like me, but this is a Buff Orpington!
 
Pippy: MOOOOOM. COME LET US OUTTTTT
Buttermilk: *examining wings* You know she won't let us out cause you naughty hens keep going up to the neighbors.
Pippy: *rolls eyes*
Hedwig: Seriously... all we're doing is going up to the bird feeder.
Buttermilk: And going on their back porch. *stops looking at wings* Imagine! A dog could come and EAT you.
Hedwig: My word. Butter calm down.
Colonel: Our neighbors have birdfeeders too. But we can only hear them--not see them. Too many trees.
Elanor: I am NOT looking forward to the day you set your eyes on the rooster up there.
Daylily: those two get in crowing wars quite regularly. Kinda scary, y'know?
Freesia: NOT scary! Funny!
Sophia: Annoying.
Marianne: Immature!
Colonel: Fun! XD
 
Tweeter: OH NO!! IT'S A ROOSTER! MOMMY HAS A LITTLE ROOSTER!
Feathery: calm down. it might be a hen, it might be a rooster, but if it is a rooster, we have a home for him.
Tweeter: FINE! BUT I DON'T LIKE ROOSTERS! There was one at the feed store,that was tall and scary! He was an Australorp like me, but this is a Buff Orpington!
Freesia: How much bigger?
Daylily: Mom was woried Free was a roo for a while!
 
Hello! Wow, I have missed a lot! Did the other thread get shut down? Or did you just start a new one?

Thelma: Hello! Mommy said we are finally old enough to go on here! I am a black australorp.
Fiona: Umm...hi? This is a little scary. I'm a partridge cochin.
Genevieve: My name's Genevieve, or Jen. I'm a blue cochin.
Clara: And I'm Jenny's twin sister Clara! But I might be a cockerel.
Genevieve: DON'T CALL ME JENNY.
Fiona: Guys pleeease stop fighting. It's scary.
Henny: Come down to the big coop and I'll give you something to be scared of! Fight me!
Penny: Stop scaring them, Henny! We haven't even met them yet!


:)
 
Hello! Wow, I have missed a lot! Did the other thread get shut down? Or did you just start a new one?

Thelma: Hello! Mommy said we are finally old enough to go on here! I am a black australorp.
Fiona: Umm...hi? This is a little scary. I'm a partridge cochin.
Genevieve: My name's Genevieve, or Jen. I'm a blue cochin.
Clara: And I'm Jenny's twin sister Clara! But I might be a cockerel.
Genevieve: DON'T CALL ME JENNY.
Fiona: Guys pleeease stop fighting. It's scary.
Henny: Come down to the big coop and I'll give you something to be scared of! Fight me!
Penny: Stop scaring them, Henny! We haven't even met them yet!


:)
Elanor: Looong story. Mom'll message you.
Freesia: More chicks! Awesome!
Daylily: Do you have a nickname you like, Genevieve?
 

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