Nice to see a happy thread going! The first person to complain or get offended is getting 7 roosters delivered to their door! (Most are mutts and two bite so don't think this is not a punishment.)
Oh! Cordelia's honor! My mother loved that book! I remember one quote from the book when I picked it up and read a few random pages as a kid. "She was like a loaded cannon, you had to be careful where you aim her"