~:Bob's Quest:~ A Platypus RP

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An enormous brown tabby tom with thick fur followed Cranberry. "What are you doing here?" said Cranberry. "I told you to go home, it's that simple, Bill Nye."
"No," Bill Nye replied with a Russian accent.
Simultaneously, Cranberry was telling Bill Nye off and appearing in front of Traitorous to keep him from escaping. "Can't trust a Traitor," she said in Platypus.
 
She knew several languages. Human English. Human French. Human Spanish. Human Russian and Human Mandarin Chinese. She knew Cat, which is universal with accents and the universal Platypus language. She was highly intelligent.
 
Alright, Imma make a charrie instead of just wreaking havoc :p
Name: Iris
species:Rainbow unicorn spider goddess
age: bleh
gender: she be a gurl
rank: infinite goddess
history: she has existed from the beginning of the world and has always been fabulously sparkly
pic/description" Giant jumping spider that is as cute as a spider can be, with a unicorn horn and hooves, and rainbow sparkles
mate: if only someone could put up with her spontaneity...
kids: Arachne, all the spiders, all the unicorns, all the rainbows. She is not proud of arachne. Contrary to popular belief, Arachne was not the mother of all spiders, just the mother of all the evil, menacing ones. Before her, there were just the cute ones like jumping spiders.
other: IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE SPARKLES. AND THE SPARKLES WAS WITH IRIS. AND THE SPARKLES WAS IRIS. THE SPARKLES WERE IN THE BEGINNING WITH IRIS.
 
George walked up to Iris and Small Bob. "A cat! Cats eat platypus! And a beautiful sparkly, unicorn rainbowy spider that hurts my eyes to look at that leaves annoying sparkles everywhere! What do I do?" He chewed on an orange peel in contemplation. That little kitty couldn't possibly take down a whole platypus... He thought, even though in reality it could take down him. He got out some cat treats. "Here kitty, kitty."
 
AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
"I wasn't always Bob's Wife, I was Tiger once. Silly little Tiger. But you know Cranberry, maybe you don't. But she is Bob's finest, on a mission to kill the king. When I was younger she was me. When Bob dies and Small Bob takes over, I mean, uh what? I didn't say nothing about Small Bob, who's he? When Bob dies she is going to be the new Bob's Wife." Bob's Wife replied. She looked Seymour over with an experts glance, looking for her weak points. She really thinks she's better than me. She really thinks she could beat me in a fight.
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Seymour blinked at her. "Uh, so?" she said, not seeing the meaning of this conversation. Is she trying to get off topic? Seymour thought, perplexed.
 
RoostersAreAwesome said:
Seymour blinked at her. "Uh, so?" she said, not seeing the meaning of this conversation. Is she trying to get off topic? Seymour thought, perplexed.
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"Uh so, I am not a lazy not do anything kind of cat. I could so ask the guards to chase you right now, but I don't want to. Also, I must tell you I am highly athletic and powerful." And a midget, and I am accident prone. Because that's how it is in real life.
 
vachick15 said:
"So wild!" Maximum Omnium Platypus said.
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"Ya" Peaches clucked.
Cooties burped akwardly.

Rubysword said:
The unicorn spider set Bob down. "I have a message from Camp Half-blood" she announced. "Gaea is angry at the death of the platypi. She is beginning to stir."
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Small Bob stared, shocked. "I really hate that lady" he hissed.

AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
George walked up to Iris and Small Bob. "A cat! Cats eat platypus! And a beautiful sparkly, unicorn rainbowy spider that hurts my eyes to look at that leaves annoying sparkles everywhere! What do I do?" He chewed on an orange peel in contemplation. That little kitty couldn't possibly take down a whole platypus... He thought, even though in reality it could take down him. He got out some cat treats. "Here kitty, kitty."
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Small Bob glanced casually at George and glitched. "Meow" he said.
 
PeepersMama said:
Small Bob stared, flabbergasted that this crazy mortal would dare pick him up,
Until he remembered that she was one of Bob and Percy and Annabeth's friends and then he was chill.
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(Shhe ain't no mortal, but he thinks she is!)
PeepersMama said:
"Ya" Peaches clucked.
Cooties burped akwardly.


Small Bob stared, shocked. "I really hate that lady" he hissed.



Small Bob glanced casually at George and glitched. "Meow" he said.
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George got confused.
 

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