~:Bob's Quest:~ A Platypus RP

Is this too weird for you?

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A unicorn spider appears and sprays everyone with da sparklies.

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Name: Small Bob
species: Sabertooth cat disguised as a kitten. Sometimes he glitches and looks like a skeleton for about half a second. It confuses people.
age: Physically, about 6 months. ACTUALLY, he's immortal (cuz hos dad is soy kewl)
gender: Mail
rank: Bob's youngest son
history: Atlas grew him from the teeth of a sabertooth tiger, thinking he was a dragon tooth (cuz LUKE IS A CRANBERRY). He got sent to Tartarus cuz bad guys have no appreciation for cutness, where he was found by Bob and adopted. )but he doesn't know he's adopted. SHH)
pic/description. Predominately white, with orange and black patches
mate: He's too wittle
kids: HE IS ONE
other: Look him up. He's famous :cool:
Username: PeepersMama
YEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!! Percy Jackson :D
 
Name: Small Bob
species: Sabertooth cat disguised as a kitten. Sometimes he glitches and looks like a skeleton for about half a second. It confuses people.
age: Physically, about 6 months. ACTUALLY, he's immortal (cuz hos dad is soy kewl)
gender: Mail
rank: Bob's youngest son
history: Atlas grew him from the teeth of a sabertooth tiger, thinking he was a dragon tooth (cuz LUKE IS A CRANBERRY). He got sent to Tartarus cuz bad guys have no appreciation for cutness, where he was found by Bob and adopted. )but he doesn't know he's adopted. SHH)
pic/description. Predominately white, with orange and black patches
mate: He's too wittle
kids: HE IS ONE
other: Look him up. He's famous :cool:
Username: PeepersMama
Luke is such a cranberry.
 
Name: Maxima Omnium Platypus (Max)
Species: Platypus
Age: He doesn't disclose such information.
Gender: Male
Rank: Gary Stu
History: He was rejected by his family for being so perfect, then rejected by everyone else he met because he was so perfect. He now is even more perfecter than before and everyone is so jelly that they all run away.
Pic/Description: Think of the most perfect platypus ever and then multiply it by six.
Mate: None
Kids: He doesn't want kids because he's afraid they'll also be too perfect and will be rejected and grow up to live the same life he leads.
Other: he likes beans
 
Luke is such a cranberry.
Ikr :barnie

Name: Maxima Omnium Platypus (Max)
Species: Platypus
Age: He doesn't disclose such information.
Gender: Male
Rank: Gary Stu
History: He was rejected by his family for being so perfect, then rejected by everyone else he met because he was so perfect. He now is even more perfecter than before and everyone is so jelly that they all run away.
Pic/Description: Think of the most perfect platypus ever and then multiply it by six.
Mate: None
Kids: He doesn't want kids because he's afraid they'll also be too perfect and will be rejected and grow up to live the same life he leads.
Other: he likes beans

MULTIPLY EVERYTHING BY 6
 
Cooties waddled up to Maximum Omnium Platypus and said hi in the weirdest, most un-platypus way she could.
 

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