Boobie trap that cupboard !!

[wombat]

Better yet, make up some fake photocopied brokerage firm statements and a fake letter from a law firm about your big inheritance. Good ol' Uncle Roy passed, and left you everyting. The law firm needs you to sign some paperwork and suggests that your bank can verify your signature and provide notary services. Put it in a manila folder marked "Inheritance - Uncle Roy" or whatever ... leave it where she can find it and find out you're soon to become a millionaire.

Works if you can forge this sort of thing convincingly. More subtle than a cabinet full of marbles, and the joke lasts so much longer ...

Once the joke's gone long enough, you can make mention of having made that because you had a nosy aunt who was always going through your stuff when she came to visit ...

 

[redhen]

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I'd just get stuck in the window and then be at his mercy...
I'll use the door thanks!

Get there before me. I normally lock the door once I'm in, I don't like intruders

You goof..
even if they bring the wine??

Fine..i'll just be hanging out in my lonely window with my wine, all by myself..*sigh*

 

[Wildsky]

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this person is related to my hubby - so perhaps a fake criminal record for HIM would be in order.

jeeze I could go to town making up stuff.... perhaps a marrige license for one of us to someone else!

ETA: a positive pregnancy test stick.........

 

[Wildsky]

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Ok we'll have to figure out a secret knock so I know its you...

(his relatives are worse than mine!

)

 

[wombat]

I think a fake inheritance from Ol' Uncle Roy on your side of the family would be far better ... that or fake divorce papers, if you can put up with that sort of fallout for the sake of humor. They might not buy the criminal record thing.

 

[Wildsky]

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I think a pregnancy test kit in the bathroom would be fantastic, I just told my hubby about that and he laughed OUT LOUD... he even said leave just the box in the drawer, open and empty with the stick in the trash can

this person couldn't say anything and would be waiting MONTHS for us to spill the beans...

(i'm giving myself a headache from laughing) its even worth the cost of the darn test kit... dunno how I'll make it a positive test (sharpie)

 

[redhen]

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I think a pregnancy test kit in the bathroom would be fantastic, I just told my hubby about that and he laughed OUT LOUD... he even said leave just the box in the drawer, open and empty with the stick in the trash can

this person couldn't say anything and would be waiting MONTHS for us to spill the beans...

(i'm giving myself a headache from laughing) its even worth the cost of the darn test kit... dunno how I'll make it a positive test (sharpie)

Dooo it! hehehe

 

[Wildsky]

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I think a pregnancy test kit in the bathroom would be fantastic, I just told my hubby about that and he laughed OUT LOUD... he even said leave just the box in the drawer, open and empty with the stick in the trash can

this person couldn't say anything and would be waiting MONTHS for us to spill the beans...

(i'm giving myself a headache from laughing) its even worth the cost of the darn test kit... dunno how I'll make it a positive test (sharpie)

Dooo it! hehehe

I'm gonna, if I can find a test in this darn one horse town! No time to go shopping in the "big" city.

The bonus part of this is - this person will get "caught" diggin in the darn trash if they find the POSITIVE test.

and this person will NOT be able to keep mouth closed, the entire family will know before thanksgiving!

 

[redhen]

Leave the test sticking out of the trash as an enticer...

 

[wombat]

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I think a pregnancy test kit in the bathroom would be fantastic, I just told my hubby about that and he laughed OUT LOUD... he even said leave just the box in the drawer, open and empty with the stick in the trash can

this person couldn't say anything and would be waiting MONTHS for us to spill the beans...

(i'm giving myself a headache from laughing) its even worth the cost of the darn test kit... dunno how I'll make it a positive test (sharpie)

I like that one. Use a light blue colored pencil; those lines are faint. I think a sharpie would be too bright. You might need a few tries to get it just right.