Boogety, Boogety, Boogety, Let's Burn the Racetrack, Boys!

[Bunnylady]

i dont really know that much about racing--except i love jimmy johnson-he's hot!

I don't think any of the boys at Hendrick hurt to look at, and yes, to me, they are all "boys."

Spook, don't you start!

 

[Spookwriter]

How come this old thread got picked up? Oh...because
some ChickwiHumor thinks Jimmy Johnson is hot.

And dear Bunny pips up with her "all the boys are hot".
Some role model for the bucketheads you are...

Maybe it's time to talk to Nifty about one of those
"Hot men of BYC" calendar ideas. All you need is 12
volunteers.

Nifty could even do a calendar for us guys. I've got the
perfect name..."Cougar of the Month"

But Spook is pretty much a Nascar fan.

If it has a motor and goes fast, I'm a fan. "Can I drive?"
Hitting something only makes it more memorable. Told
you Hana and I caught the motocross? What big air they
were getting. Right in front of us. Tonight is the demolition
derby. Sum'things gonna get bent.

And what's with that "don't start anything" crack, Buny? Have
I ever once started something here? Not one time! You must
have me confused with some other man in a sheet.

Spook...who will be offline this evening due to derby.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Sorry, nascar went to pot when they stopped using real cars. When you could go to a dealer an buy the same car that won on sunday it was worth watching. They were hitting 230MPH then. Now its hand built tube chassis going 190.... About like watching cars go down the highway....

 

[Spookwriter]

How in the world can a Georgia boy not like NASCAR ?

They'll kick you outta the South for saying stuff like that.

 

[Spookwriter]

"Don't like Nascar"?

Let's try a coupla laps around 285. Isn't that the outerbelt
around Atlanta? 285.

There's some Jeff Gorden in all of us.


Spook

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Nascar back in the day, I liked.... Now, I just like the tax money we make off of it...


But then I was raised around real men that still built real cars an made runs back an forth to Atlanta with loaded trunks...


Oh the stories I cant tell about a blue Nova an a white Vega an the sheriff that was out to get them.....

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

"Don't like Nascar"?

Let's try a coupla laps around 285. Isn't that the outerbelt
around Atlanta? 285.

There's some Jeff Gorden in all of us.


Spook

Thats the bypass... Want fun in Atlanta, drive strait threw down town. Thats a windy peace of highway.

 

[Spookwriter]

You're outta touch with reality, Reb.

"Straight through" is drag racing...

"Outer-belting" is nascar-ing...

Spook...who once had a streetcar with his name on it.
That wasn't the best ideal. All the police could call me by
name.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

I know how to turn right too....


Before you challenge me to a race in traffic, remember I was a firemen for 13 years so I am real good an getting threw traffic.

 

[Spookwriter]

Usually the siren was on the car behind me, Reb.

I thought it was my duty to show them the best way through
the traffic...



Spook..who grew old and stopped that silly stuff.