Bored during exams? Heh!!

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  1. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    Finished an exam, and got to sit there for another hour?

    You can be like my friend, who draws anime....

    Or you can write on your piece of scrap paper. [​IMG]

    I'm pretty sure I got that wrong
    This better not go on for long
    I'm really on a losing streak
    So far I've lost ten marks at least...

    I'm going to fail my physics exam
    I sit down at this desk and: bam!
    My brain goes for a walk, I need to pee
    I don't wanna think about density [​IMG]

    My calculator just got removed
    Might read the essay for some clues
    Ahah! Isn't this fortunate
    Thought I wasn't in the state

    For much revision or intelligent action
    One thing I DID read was wave diffraction!
    Do I really want to contemplate magnetic fields?
    Nah, more use to figure out what stocks give yield.

    Dividend season's coming up for the banks
    Oh look at that, I'm done! I'm rising through the ranks
    Of the type who speed through tests, these must be a crime
    I'm pretty sure that power equals work over time...

    Now why the hell does the steel not sink in the water?!
    Aaargh! *shrieks* I got it! It's about cohesive forces!
    Good God, writing this has rendered my brain awake
    I'm really going to ace this now even thought it's a fake

    I'd better stop writing, it's almost time to go
    I never thought I'd make it through... I'm surprised, you know.
     
  2. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Here I sit very much later
    Cause im done with this darn exam paper
    I didn’t lie
    I didn’t cheat
    My butt is so numb sitting on this seat

    My brain feels like a deflated ball
    Bathroom break, slipped in the hall
    Tore my pants
    Exposed left cheek
    Going to home ec to a seamstress I seek

    The teacher asked” what are you doing here?”
    I said I tore my rear
    She turned me around
    And said with loud astound
    You’re not wearing any underwear!!

    So I came back to class
    Still exposing my a**
    I wasn’t the better
    And almost did a header
    When I found the test I didn’t even pass


    made this within a minute of reading Rays post.
     
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  3. Fierlin1182

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    Today, instead of writing a poem, I worked on my movie script. All the characters appear to fight some awesome personal battle throughout the course of the crim hijack. They hijack a plane, a train, and hold hostages underground in the mines. [​IMG]
     
  4. Kitty135

    Kitty135 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Walking into biology class
    Is my equivalent of stepping on glass
    Why must it be today?
    I truly have no say!

    I knew this day would come at last
    I recall studying so far back in the past
    Don't call me a liar or fibber or cheater
    I swear I studied... way back before Easter.

    Now that it's staring me right in the face
    I just realized that I've begun to pace.
    Chloroplasts are green and chromoplasts rainbow
    Or is it the other way around, please say so!

    The cell wall is rigid and the nucleus round
    Hey, listen! What's that dreadful sound?!
    The timer rings brrrrrring and papers passed forward
    I hand mine in and can't speak a word.

    Although I just failed this lovely little test
    I honestly did try my absolute best!
    So tell me I can't be a doctor or lawyer
    Cause what do I care, my life's far from a mess!
     
  5. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    That's awesome!! I really like it! [​IMG]
     
  6. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

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    First Stanzaa of my test poem:
    There's a skull in my brain
    I'm wasting away
    'Cause I'm locked in here
    On a nice sunny day
    Just open the door
    And get out of my way


    You have no proof
    For God sakes woman
    Does it really matter
    The difference between hurricanes
    Tornadoes- yeah sure I'm comin'
    What's that you said? All I heard was the clatter
    And resuming chatter
    So I'm reading during class
    After a test finished, too?
    YOU HAVE NO PROOF SO HA!


    ~Heh. The second one I just came up with. XD My science teacher's a jerk. I really don't like her class.
     
  7. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    I totally agree with some of that stuff. My physics teacher and I get along, we have a lot of similar interests. My chem teacher I can't say the same for, he's kicked me out of class plenty of times coz we argue. [​IMG]
     
  8. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love how the empty thoughs at school makes good poerty. encore!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  9. Fierlin1182

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    I don't have any more school ones but I have a whole host of Air Crash Investigation episodes... in verse form. [​IMG]
     
  10. Kitty135

    Kitty135 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Perfection

    I will surprise all if I get anything less than perfect.
    I constantly ask myself if this is really worth it.
    It's quite hard to be known as the smart girl,
    Too much pressure makes me secretly hurl.

    Hair done to perfection so early this morning,
    Jealousy in the eyes of those who adore me.
    They don't know the truth about what they see,
    Just assuming my life's a cup of warm tea.
    I act as I should and speak nothing of it,
    So nobody knows of my life's falling summit.

    They see a body all flawless and thin
    Do they know that it's just to fit in?
    They follow my lead and do as I do
    All in hopes of becoming one, too.
    I want them to know that it's really not worth it,
    Giving up dreams just to seem perfect.

    If I don't ace this test,
    Then I'm no longer the best.
    I must remain thin
    If I hope to win.
    My face must be beautiful
    And my smile should appear truthful.

    I also must make varsity
    So that I can let all others see
    That beauty isn't everything
    And there's so much more to me.
     

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