I actually got a legitimate question here. So, does one have to wipe the poopie butts? I'm being serious here. What if I had an ill chicken that needed to be housed and such, and had to wear these diapers? I know chickens poop every 5 mins or so...so do you change the diaper every time? I know there's a liner in the diaper so that would be easy enough to clean, but would you clean it after every poopie to keep it from sticking to the butt? What about the egg laying diaper wearers? Do they lay eggs in their diapers? Err do the diapers come off when they are in their crates? Just curious is all. Do tell. One might need this info. at one point or another. Cause my gals are outside roamers but gawd forbid I ever need to house one, or anyone else I know needs to, I would like to know. One more thing, how do they react when applying these apparatuses? Do they freak out for a while? Is it like sticking duct tape on a cats foot? Also, how do their feather react with these appendages attached? I probably should read back through the threads to see if any of my questions were answered already.