Now I remember I didn't want to get out of bed, so didn't put the garbage out yesterday. Wasn't much anyway, since I ran out of stuff to eat. I ended up with my usual Sara Lee low sodium turkey slices(from deli) and I wrap one around a slice of extra thin Sargento swiss cheese. That's it. When you sleep most of the day -you don't use up any calories.
Multi tasking again - making oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in oven, and boiling eggs on the stove. Forgot about eggs (wanted soft boiled) and they ending up green(overcooked) and no ham to have with it.(sorry Dr.Seuss)
The cookies were okay but, some misshapen which means I had to eat them. Some had just a couple chocolate chips, so ate them too. They were on a non stick cookie sheet but decided to stick badly. Made 20 big cookies but, they ended up mostly broken so had to eat all of them. How can you serve imperfect cookies to anyone else? You can't.
I only want the best for my friends, so sadly I end up eating most of what I bake

If they only knew the sacrifices I make to keep them from eating imperfect goodies.