BYC Café

[CapricornFarm]

Cap, Me and Ron live fairly close to one another. Just a few hours away. Just FYI

Be careful, everything in that state causes cancer!

 

[featherhead007]

Be careful, everything in that state causes cancer!

Yah, I guess. But I'm allergic to Virginia. Makes me break out in handcuffs! long story.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Yah, I guess. But I'm allergic to Virginia. Makes me break out in handcuffs! long story.

I've been in handcuffs, it's no fun.

 

[sourland]

I've never been in handcuffs - well at least not by the police.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I've never been in handcuffs - well at least not by the police.

Plastic ones don't count.

 

[sourland]

Plastic ones don't count.

But they were fur lined.

 

[CapricornFarm]

But they were fur lined.

That just makes them comfy. Handcuffs are not comfy!

 

[MROO]

Be careful, everything in that state causes cancer!

Don't be silly! Haven't you figured it out, yet? In every. single. report. ever. filed. on cancer-causing substances, the warnings are qualified with "Causes Cancer In White Mice."
THAT's the common link ... the white mice ... So, if you don't wash, work, wear, eat or clean with white mice, you'll be fine. The problem is that EVERY PRODUCT WE USE involves the use of white mice at some point in it's development. The human race is DOOMED!

 

[sourland]

That just makes them comfy. Handcuffs are not comfy!

Oh, they were comfy.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Oh, they were comfy.

Therefore fake. My husband is too scared of me to let me tie him up!