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My brain must be in my butt
Does that make you a smart @$$? (No, I'm just being silly.)

This went around my high school in yearbook signings and locker postings:

Man was given two ends: One to sit on, one to think with. Success depends on which end he uses most. It's a case of heads you win, and tails you lose.
 
Does that make you a smart @$$? (No, I'm just being silly.)
No, more likely a dumb @$$.

Seriously though I was selected to be Mr January in a work buttocks calendar. I have now found out why old guys wear suspenders. We lose our butts and there is nothing to hold up our pants.
 

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