Of course I wouldn't be eating it, I would just be plastered on the walls in various poses. And I would play bongo and flute music in the background.Well gee, I like plain meringue. Or lemon meringue pie. That's one of my favorites honestly. Lsky, you have a very dry sense of humor. Are you, perhaps, Scottish? Welsh? I know you said you aren't English, but I keep thinking British isles anyways. Irish, perhaps?
I am neither confirming not denying, I'm running out of places, stop asking me!

I am half english though, okay that's all I'm sayin'.