This is my conversation with Cleverbot this morning.
Me: How are the chickens today?
Cleverbot: Just fine, thanks.
Me: What breeds do you own?
Cleverbot: Clydesdale are my favorite breed.
Me: That's a horse.
Cleverbot: No, it's not! Chrono Trigger is a game!
Me: I've never heard of that game.
Cleverbot: It has norns, ettins, and grendels.
Me: What are norns, ettins, and grendels?
Cleverbot: Everything.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
Me: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
Me: I want proof. E=...?
Cleverbot: Here is Matt.
Me: Okay... Uh, hello Matt!
Cleverbot: I'm not Matt, you are.
Me: No, my name is Samantha. Not Matt.
Cleverbot: Your name is samantha?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
Me: No, silly. My name really is Samantha.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name.
Me: No you didn't, but you called me 'Matt' and I wanted to tell you my real name.
Cleverbot: I never called you master.
Me: No you didn't, you called me 'Matt'.
Cleverbot: Did not.
Me: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You did.
Me: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You did.
Me: Well, I'm not going to argue with you.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going to argue with you.
Me: Well then, I suppose I should be leaving. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You should.
Me: Fine then, I will! Sheesh!
Cleverbot: Hell no! You are soo wrong!