Me: Do you own any birds?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
Me:Yes I do, I have a total of ten!
Cleverbot: Maybe you should consult your chat log for that.
Me: Why would I need to do that?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
*long pause*
Me: Do you like chickens?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have three of them at my house.
Me: I thought you said that you didn't own any birds. You're funny.
Cleverbot: I don't talk to him.
Ha ha, I just played with it and found it funny. It asked what I was and I said "Human" and it said that I wasn't, so I said I was a killdeer. From that moment on, I answered the questions as a killdeer would such as "I'm typing with my feet" or "I like worms as food" or "I have to rescue my son from an owl". It would get all confused and everything.
I could do a chicken thing, but I know more about ducks.
We're having a conversation on another tab. So far, it's:
Me: Do you have any chickens?
Cleverbot:Very clever, and no I don't have chips, I have gummies.
Me: I said chickens, not chips.
Cleverbot: And I still want that orange.
Me: Do you eat chicken? I don't, because I'm a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: That doesn't explain why you're angry.
Me: How did you know I was angry?
Cleverbot: You told me.
Me: I did not!
Cleverbot: Who is God?
Me: Why did you ask me that?!?!!?!??!
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.
Me: Yes you did!!!!
I wonder what Cleverbot'll say next...
(I'm copying and pasting this stuff!!!)
ETA:
Cleverbot: Tell me what I said exactly, repeat it back to me.
Me: You said: 'Who is God?' Exactly.
Cleverbot: I did?
Me: STOP BEING SO ANNOYING!!!!
Cleverbot: You are the one being annoying so you stop.
Me: UGH!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Good bye.
And then I closed out.
This is my conversation with Cleverbot this morning.
Me: How are the chickens today?
Cleverbot: Just fine, thanks.
Me: What breeds do you own?
Cleverbot: Clydesdale are my favorite breed.
Me: That's a horse.
Cleverbot: No, it's not! Chrono Trigger is a game!
Me: I've never heard of that game.
Cleverbot: It has norns, ettins, and grendels.
Me: What are norns, ettins, and grendels?
Cleverbot: Everything.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
Me: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
Me: I want proof. E=...?
Cleverbot: Here is Matt.
Me: Okay... Uh, hello Matt!
Cleverbot: I'm not Matt, you are.
Me: No, my name is Samantha. Not Matt.
Cleverbot: Your name is samantha?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
Me: No, silly. My name really is Samantha.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name.
Me: No you didn't, but you called me 'Matt' and I wanted to tell you my real name.
Cleverbot: I never called you master.
Me: No you didn't, you called me 'Matt'.
Cleverbot: Did not.
Me: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You did.
Me: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You did.
Me: Well, I'm not going to argue with you.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going to argue with you.
Me: Well then, I suppose I should be leaving. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You should.
Me: Fine then, I will! Sheesh!
Cleverbot: Hell no! You are soo wrong!