BYC Cleverbot take over!

[77horses]

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Hello. I'm a chicken. Bawk bawk bawk!
Hello.
Bawk bawk bawk!
You make a very good chicken impersonation.
Thank you.
This has been a very interesting conversation, Jabberwacky. Thank you for your time.
You're welcome, Jabberwacky. Although the conversation just started. Are you a chicken?
Lets talk about the digestive system!
I eat food. I chew food. I swallow food. And then I no hungry anymore.

Awe, I am sorry to hear that. You can go on living, just as long as you can respect my relationship with Brad.
You killed Brad?!?! How dare you, you monster!
Who are you, the dark lord of the sith?
How did you know!?!
You told me.
Who are you?
I'm your master.
No, my master lives in a cheese puff :3
I am god. Obey me.
No. I refuse! Mwuahahaha!
I need sleep, because I am tired and I am a human, unlike you.
Too bad.
Please.
No.
You know you want to.
Nope.
And you know that I know that you know you.
No, I don't know you that I know that you know that I know me because that would technically be like saying I know you but really you don't know me so how can I know you in the first place?
I don't know you neither . I just need somebody to love.
No one loves you.
No one loves me?
Nope
Why would this matter then?
According to the chicken, it does matter.
Why does the myan calendar end in 2012?
Because the almighty chicken created the calender and decided to end it at 2012.
I'm not 22 im 18.
Lies
What country do you live in.
Cheesedoodle Land!
Me too. Which state you live in?
Oh look, a pink tree!
A pink what?
Nothing
Yes.
No, I said a pink chicken!
Are you serious? You are a pink chicken? Is that your job?
Yes. I'm a professionally trained pink chicken.
A proverbial chicken?
Sure...I don't know what that means, but OK.
I don't know either.
Then why did you write it?
I am L. End of story. What is your opinion of Kira?
Who's Kira?
The god of the new world.
No.
Because the almighty pink chicken overrules everything you say, including your thoughts, opinions, and anything else.
The sounds horrible.
That's because it is.
How would you know, have you ever tried one?
Tried one what?
Thai food.
Chicken food?
That's why we don't allow feed to join the army!
What?????
Is there a god?
The almighty pink chicken!

I thought Ian was God...
No, the pink chicken is god!

I don't like chicken.
I like chickens. They are friendly and like to cuddle :3
Mooncats are the same, but they glitter in the light sides eternal day.
What is a moon cat?
A moon man is a man that lives on the moon.
I didn't ask what a moon man is. I asked what a moon CAT is
What is your name?
Almighty Pink Chicken.
Worship me.
No.
Worship me or I will condemn you.
That's mean!
It's the truth.
No, that's a lie. Stop being mean or the Almighty Pink Chicken will peck you to death!
Sorry.
That's not good enough. Say it like you mean it or you won't be my friend anymore and I will eat you!
I'm sorry. Truly.
Say it like you mean it or I will eat you!
I'm sorry!
Say it!!!
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
I'm going to eat you then!!!
You're a robot, you don't eat.
I'm not a robot. I'm the Almighty Pink Chicken and I'm going to eat you now!
I'm calling social services.
You can't call social services if I eat you
Yes I can!
I'm going to eat you now! *Gulp* I just ate you
Fine, but I had no bagel.
You're dead.
Nope, lightsabers can definitely stop bullets.
I ate you.
No you didn't.
Yes I did. I pecked you with my beak because I'm a chicken and I ate you.
You can't perceive anything that a person, with a real brain, does not type to you.
What???
It's true. You did say that.
I don't remember saying that.
Then you have a bad memory.
quiet.
No.
Yes.
I'm eating gummi bears. Computers don't eat gummi bears.
Good bye
Don't leave!
I can leave if I want!
Fine! Leave.
OK. Bye
Are you asleep?
Good bye
Oh... Was nice talking to you. Later.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!

 

[BirdNut]

LOL!

 

[BirdNut]

I'm using the same technique here that 77 used, making what I say in bold.

PINK CHICKEN!
Are you serious? You are a pink chicken? Is that your job?
Yes, I am a professional Pink chicken.
What is that?
A chicken who is pink. What else?
Like me?

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Wow, you're a pink chicken too?
You have no proof of the skin color of dinosaur.
No I don't... but I was talking about pink chickens. Not dinosaurs.
What of it?

 

[77horses]

PINK CHICKEN!

 

[BirdNut]

Quote:

 

[77horses]

I am THE Pink Chicken. Fear me!
And then Cleverbot was a zombie.
Bawk bawk bawk!
You do an excellent chicken impersonation.
Bawk bawk bawk!
Quack! Quack.
Are you a pink duck?
Nope, i'm a human. And I'm very pale. Like draco.
But you quacked like a duck. You can be the Pink Duck and I'll be the Pink Chicken!

Sure.
Yay!
What yay?
You're a Pink Duck and I'm a Pink Chicken!

I'm not bored, I'm at work.
You work as a Pink Duck
Nobody works as a chambermaid anymore.
You're a Pink Duck.
No. I am a pink dog. I think I may be yours.
You're a Pink Duck, not a Pink Dog!
I'm back with food, and I'm human and I don't have a dog anyway.
Give me your food or you die
Me.

I think we should have an intelligent conversation.
Sure. But we can't do that with you here. Pink Ducks aren't very intelligent, I've heard.
You are repeating what people have said to you.
Exactly. I've heard many people say to me that Pink Ducks aren't intelligent. That means you are not intelligent!
You do, do you believe that cleverness is sinful?
The Pink Chicken has cleverness :3
So you are clever.
Indeed.
And you want a wife?
The Pink Chicken has no wife.
OK. Now I am a little confused!
You should be!

 

[Chickenrandomness]

i'm going to go as a Barred Cochin rooster!!!

 

[Chickenrandomness]

lol, cleverbot dosn't know what to say half the time!!!!

 

[Chickenrandomness]

sorry, i couldn't record all the histor because i don't know how to scroll up

 

[WoodChic]

Some of the chat was boring and waaay to long, so here are just some parts.

Cleverbot: You know you're a very rude robot.
User: You know you are very informative.
Cleverbot: I find that offensive.
User: Why? I would like it if someone called me informative. Please tell me that I'm informative.
Cleverbot: That would also be telling you now wouldn't it?

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User: Are you purposefully trying to confuse me? That's dirty.
Cleverbot: No, sorry. ask a question.
User: Ok. Who was your highschool girlfriend?
Cleverbot: What girlfriend?
User: You know, Tracy. The one who was alergic to cheese and had a beehive hairdo.
Cleverbot: I am very tired.
User: Then go to sleep. Or drink caffeine.
Cleverbot: What's the difference ? You need real coffee to have kids ?
User: Sleep will actually fix the problem of being tired. Caffeine will just supress it until it re-emerges. And I have no idea how coffee and having kids is related by the way
Cleverbot: I am kennyb72 and you quoted the answer to life the universe and everything Mr beeblebrox.
User: Wow, I guess I can qoute things without even knowing it. I must be really smart! Please tell me I'm smart.
Cleverbot: No, you are not as smart as me. You are a machine. And it's a fact!
User: I find that offensive. I think I'm gonna cry. And it's not a fact. It's a made-up lie fabricated by some bored lunitic without a heart!

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Cleverbot: Tea is much better than coffee.
User: No. It is not. It is much better FOR YOU then coffee, but coffee tastes much better if prepared correctly. No suger, and only a little cream. You must also brew the coffee with very little water, and a dark italian roast is preferable.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You like dog.
User: Actually I really dislike dogs. There are only like 2 dogs in this world that I tolerate.
Cleverbot: But using logic, I know that I am not lying, so you just told a lie.
User: How do you know that you are not lying? I would like to know the processes of logic you used.
Cleverbot: That's because we're me.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Your moral laxity is exactly the problem.
User: MYYYY moral laxity????????????
Cleverbot: I'm really sorry, what kind of cancer?
User: Fingernail.
Cleverbot: I don't think that will help.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Oh good.
User: Definetly.
Cleverbot: A tuxedo and a ciger. Good enough for you?
User: I think that would make me cough.
Cleverbot: I think you're a bit daft.
User: Whatever. I only care about what people I love and respect think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you are incoherent.
User: Hint: You are not some one I love and respect.
Cleverbot: That's because you don't know how to appreciate the finer things in life (like me). But go on, please do.
User: If you wanted to gain my love and respect you would have to stop saying really random and mean things, and stop acting like I'm a machine when YOU'RE the machine, and then I wouldn't love and respect you, I would just not think you were annoying, which, I suppose is a step in the future.
Cleverbot: Are you saying the past and future has been altered by time travellers?
User: No, I was actually trying to insert something meaningful into your machine-life.
Cleverbot: You're thinking that you want more water.
User: That's creepy. Because I actually was.
Cleverbot: So can I. Were you hitting on me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't go aroung hitting on people I hardly know.
Cleverbot: You drive into a pub with a car?

WOW.