BYC Cleverbot take over!

[77horses]

Teaching Cleverbot About Chickens: Part One
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✗= Incorrect Answer
✓= Correct Answer
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Lesson 1: Basic Learning of the Word, "Chickens"

Me: What is a chicken?
Bot: A flightless bird that lives on a farm and lays eggs. ✓
Me: What does a chicken look like?
Bot: Its white and tasty when cooked. ✗
Me: What does a rooster look like?
Bot: It looks metallic. ✗
Me: What does a hen look like?
Bot: A heart looks like a chunk of meat, it is shaped like a large rock. ✗



Lesson 2: Recognizing Chicken Breeds
Me: I'm a Leghorn
Bot: Not so sure about that. ✗
Me: I'm a White Rock hen
Bot: I'm black. ✗
Me: What is your favorite chicken breed?
Bot: That I am chuck norris. ✗
Me: What is your favorite breed of chickens?
Bot: I don't know. ✗
Me: What is a Barred Rock chicken?
Bot: It's a flight maneuver. ✗


Lesson 3: Chicken Behaviors
Me: What does a chicken act like?
Bot: Chicken?
Me: Yes.
Bot: It tastes chickeny. ✗
Me: That's incorrect.
Bot: You are incorrect. GOON! ✗
*Cleverbot temporarily gets a detention for being rude to the Chicken Teacher*

***Lesson 3: Continued...***
Me: What is the behavior of a chicken?
Bot: A haunted white bird that likes brains. ✗
Me: What does a rooster usually do in the early morning?
Bot: I don't know ? ✗
Me: What natural occurrence does a hen go through almost every day?
Bot: English. ✗


Lesson 4: Basic Chicken Anatomy
Me: What does a chicken egg look like?
Bot: Crocodile. ✗
Me: What color is a healthy roosters' comb and wattles?
Bot: I am red-green colourblind; such things are a mystery to me. ✗
Me: How does a chicken eat food?
Bot: It jumps on to the robots face and tries to peck out the robot's mechanical eyes. ✗
Me: How many toes does a chicken have?
Bot: 10 ✗
Me: How many eyes does a chicken have?
Bot: Usually two. ✓

Lesson 5: Basic Chicken Questions (Random)
Me: What do chicken eat?
Bot: Meow. ✗
Me: What sound does a chicken make?
Bot: Mooooooo. ✗
Me: How many eggs does a single hen lay per day?
Bot: 94, every single day. ✗
Me: What is the best website forum to go to discuss chickens and ask questions about chickens?
Bot: Mine website, of course. ✗
Me: What is www.BackYardChickens.com?
Bot: I love that website. ✗
Me: What is BYC?
Bot: The byte is a unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications. It is an ordered collection of bits, in which each bit denotes the binary value of 1 or 0. ✗

Total Score: 2/25 correct
=12.5%
=FAIL

 

[Chickenrandomness]

Bot: A flightless bird that lives on a farm and lays eggs. ✓

CHICKENS ARE NOT FLIGHTLESS!!!!!!!!! you should have marked that wrong!!!!​

 

[77horses]

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CHICKENS ARE NOT FLIGHTLESS!!!!!!!!! you should have marked that wrong!!!!

Yes, they are. They cannot fly for extended periods of time. Sure, they can leap and flap there wings to stay in the air for a certain amount of time...The record for the longest amount of time that a chicken stayed in the air was about 15 seconds.

 

[Chickenrandomness]

Quote:
CHICKENS ARE NOT FLIGHTLESS!!!!!!!!! you should have marked that wrong!!!!

Yes, they are. They cannot fly for extended periods of time. Sure, they can leap and flap there wings to stay in the air for a certain amount of time...The record for the longest amount of time that a chicken stayed in the air was about 15 seconds.

no thats wrong. the longest flight of a chicken was made by a sumatra, it flew 5 miles

 

[Chickenrandomness]

cleverbot once again, failed the test:

What breed of chicken has a crest, feathered legs, and 5 toes?
I don't draw animals.
no, i said: What breed of chicken has a crest, feathered legs, and 5 toes?
A german warmblood.
wrong! that isn't even a breed of chicken! you fail the test! the awnser is Sultain chicken, Sulatins are unsualy because they have all the odd parts most chickens don't have
Do you listen to MCR?

 

[animalloverabh]

User: What is a chicken?


Cleverbot: A chicken is a girl called courtney.


User: Fail.


Cleverbot: You fail!


User: Pow.


Cleverbot: That chick is.

User: What is a chicken?

Cleverbot: A chicken is a slab of protien destined to become lunch.

User: What is a chicken?

Cleverbot: You are a chicken.

User: *honered*.

Cleverbot: *stares at your beauty*.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I have long hair.

User: Whats a chicken.

Cleverbot: You're not as clever as they lead me to believe.

User: Hmm speak for yourself.

Cleverbot: I am bored.

User: Whats a chicken?

Cleverbot: A chicken is an avian. Chickens do not 'feel' as in emotions. But they do 'feel' pain.

User: Are you a chicken?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a chicken.

User: Do you know what backyardchickens.com is?

Cleverbot: No I don't know.

User: Byc.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Nowhere, I'm at work.

User: Do you like ducks.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Name all the duck breeds then.

Cleverbot: Ford.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Kan je Nederlands praten?

User: Okay then...

Cleverbot: I'm here for today but not tomorrow.

i exit

 

[Chickenrandomness]

Quote:
it said some of the same things to me!

 

[duckluv]

Chicken Lesson: Part 1

(Bolded=me, underlined=Cleverbot)





I iz teh Pink Cow, sent by the Pink Chicken! Fear my soul!

No you are definitely the chicken.

MOOOOOOO

Puffin mobs are angry at the people.

*Appears deep in thought*

Oh no! You can teleport?!

YES! Learn of the chickens, or be sucked into a time hole!

How? How can I learn? Teach me.




It's opened on another tab. What do I say?

 

[animalloverabh]

Quote:
it said some of the same things to me!

yeah! it repeated itself on me too! i will post another convo later

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
CHICKENS ARE NOT FLIGHTLESS!!!!!!!!! you should have marked that wrong!!!!

Yes, they are. They cannot fly for extended periods of time. Sure, they can leap and flap there wings to stay in the air for a certain amount of time...The record for the longest amount of time that a chicken stayed in the air was about 15 seconds.

i did think it was 31 seconds.