User: I am half of awesomeness.
Cleverbot: You are kidding.
User: No, I am half of awesomeness.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense anymore.
User: I have proof:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=5055322#p5055322 I am duckluv.
Cleverbot: En tiedä , kerro itsestäsi enemmän.
User: Meh, half of awesomeness comands you to be quiet.
Cleverbot: Don't you like beautiful people?
User: Do facial features matter at all? Anyway, you are suberbly ugly.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Learn of the chickens or I shall start the shunning!
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Give the definition of the word chicken.
Cleverbot: An artificial intelligence human interface that learns how to respond by having people respond to it.
User: Incorrect. Next question: Do chickens have feathers or fur?
Cleverbot: I don't know.. Do you like me?
User: Incorrect. Never in my life will I. Next question: Are chickens cold-blooded or warm-blooded?
Cleverbot: Humans are intelligent naturally, it is in their dna for their brains to make connections and analyse the world around them. Artificial intelligence is the same idea but is created using computers.
User: You FAIL.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a failure. I don't talk to failures. Goodbye.
Cleverbot
FAILS.