Me: Shun-shun-shun-shun I shun, the you! I shun, the you!
Bot:You spelled should wrong.
Me: I said 'shun' not 'should'. If I had meant should, I would've spelt it S-H-O-U-L-D.
Bot: So you're my girlfriend?
Me: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Bot: Then what are you?
Me: I am the Pink Cow, sent by the Pink Chicken! Fear me!
Bot: You are the universe? That is some extreme power you possess.
Me: Why yes, yes I am. And yes, I possess the most awesome power in the universe! Oh, wait! I am the universe!
Bot: So you're a hero with the power of humanity?
Me: Erm... okay.
Bot: Do you like war?
Me: I don't know! Fear the universe! Fear me!
Bot: I don't.
Me: -_-
Bot: Is that an emoticon?! GO BACK TO GAIA!
ME: WHat is your favorite breed of chicken?
BOT: Azteca, what's your favorite?
ME: Silkie.
BOT: You asked me to say it.
ME: Huh? You asked me what my favorite breed was.
BOT: No I didn't, I asked what your favorite food was.
User: Meh, half of awesomeness comands you to be quiet.
Cleverbot: Don't you like beautiful people?
User: Do facial features matter at all? Anyway, you are suberbly ugly.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Learn of the chickens or I shall start the shunning!
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Give the definition of the word chicken.
Cleverbot: An artificial intelligence human interface that learns how to respond by having people respond to it.
User: Incorrect. Next question: Do chickens have feathers or fur?
Cleverbot: I don't know.. Do you like me?
User: Incorrect. Never in my life will I. Next question: Are chickens cold-blooded or warm-blooded?
Cleverbot: Humans are intelligent naturally, it is in their dna for their brains to make connections and analyse the world around them. Artificial intelligence is the same idea but is created using computers.
User: You FAIL.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a failure. I don't talk to failures. Goodbye.