BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Bills vs Beaks]

Quote:

That reminds me of the mule rhyme...

On mules we find two legs behind,
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what the two behind be for.
When we're behind the two behind
We find what these be for;
So stand before the two behind
and behind the two before.

Memorizing this now. Never know when you might need it!!
Precisely! Same reason I memorized 'Llama llama duck'! (If you don't know what that is you seriously need to get your priorities straight...look it up...NOW)
I did. I like the elephant telephone one better

 

[micah wotring]

I did. I like the elephant telephone one better

Huh...I'll haveta look that one up!

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
That one gets the little kids every time. Oh, and Fuzzy Wuzzy

 

[micah wotring]

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
That one gets the little kids every time. Oh, and Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy got hypothermia and died.

That one?

 

[LauraBrown]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy got hypothermia and died.

That one? 

My sister was singing that at 2am the other day 'cept she changed the end a bit

 

[micah wotring]

Quote: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

That (^) is the correct way. That's prolly what she was doing. My brothers and I made up the way I posted first. XD

 

[LauraBrown]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

That (^) is the correct way. That's prolly what she was doing. My brothers and I made up the way I posted first. XD

Lol... she couldn't remember how it went and so she made hers up.... tho I don't remember it now I'd have to look back at the video I took of her XD

 

[micah wotring]

Lol... she couldn't remember how it went and so she made hers up.... tho I don't remember it now I'd have to look back at the video I took of her XD

Okay, that's fine!
I prolly couldn't even remember how to walk come 2am!

 

[LauraBrown]

Okay, that's fine!
I prolly couldn't even remember how to walk come 2am!

Haha

 

[micah wotring]