BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[janiedoe]

Having a medical letter in hand regarding the hips and “opting out” to go through the metal detector & pat-down is an option, but getting a TSA Precheck Clearance allows him to be escorted through without any hassle. If it’s worth it to him, he can google “TSA Precheck near me”. Hubby just did it and it was at a Staples store, weirdly enough. Just got his approval and he is already acting smug (and hasn’t even travelled yet using it). FYI, hubby refuses to carry actual travel luggage and wants to carry his stuff in a Wal-Mart bag on the plane for short trips. I die a little inside every time.

My dad used to visit, and mow my front lawn, wearing Bermuda shorts, a wife beater, and cowboy boots. Talk about dying inside. However, the older I get, the less I care about embarrassing my own kids and grandkids.

 

[janiedoe]

He may be inbread.

Holy moly! I'm going to laugh all day.

 

[janiedoe]

Herajudging

 

[PeaShack]

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I found a goldmine of de-motivational posters.
They are funny but depressing. I need your opinions.

Let’s try a few more and we’ll see

 

[janiedoe]

 

[Molpet]

I am a caller at every home where you may meet, For daily I perambulate along each street. Take one letter from me and still you will see. I’m the same as before, as I’ll always be, Take two letters from me, or three or four. I’ll still be the same as I was before. In fact, I can tell you that all my letters you may take, Yet of me nothing else can you make.

Spoiler: Answer

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