BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[janiedoe]

Having a medical letter in hand regarding the hips and “opting out” to go through the metal detector & pat-down is an option, but getting a TSA Precheck Clearance allows him to be escorted through without any hassle. If it’s worth it to him, he can google “TSA Precheck near me”. Hubby just did it and it was at a Staples store, weirdly enough. Just got his approval and he is already acting smug (and hasn’t even travelled yet using it). FYI, hubby refuses to carry actual travel luggage and wants to carry his stuff in a Wal-Mart bag on the plane for short trips. I die a little inside every time.

My dad used to visit, and mow my front lawn, wearing Bermuda shorts, a wife beater, and cowboy boots. Talk about dying inside. However, the older I get, the less I care about embarrassing my own kids and grandkids.

 

[janiedoe]

He may be inbread.

Holy moly! I'm going to laugh all day.

 

[janiedoe]

Herajudging

 

[PeaShack]

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I found a goldmine of de-motivational posters.
They are funny but depressing. I need your opinions.

Let’s try a few more and we’ll see

 

[janiedoe]

 

[Molpet]

I am a caller at every home where you may meet, For daily I perambulate along each street. Take one letter from me and still you will see. I’m the same as before, as I’ll always be, Take two letters from me, or three or four. I’ll still be the same as I was before. In fact, I can tell you that all my letters you may take, Yet of me nothing else can you make.

Spoiler: Answer

postman

 

[BoundlessLove]

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Stole this!
Edit: sent to mom. She laughed so hard.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I am a caller at every home where you may meet, For daily I perambulate along each street. Take one letter from me and still you will see. I’m the same as before, as I’ll always be, Take two letters from me, or three or four. I’ll still be the same as I was before. In fact, I can tell you that all my letters you may take, Yet of me nothing else can you make.

Spoiler: Answer

postman

Got it!

 

[BoundlessLove]

When it’s fall, a lot of the teenagers here go late at night and roll houses and sometimes just roll on both sides of the road up and down.
This past fall my son (19) went with his buddies to roll the fire chief’s house (my son and his buddies are fireman).
The fire chief’s house had already been rolled, so they went to our pastor’s house. He has dogs so they can’t get right at the house. Pastor has a very long driveway with trees along both sides.
They rolled his trees and weaved so much TP that you couldn’t see their house.
Also, his trailer was sitting near the road and they rolled it.
Next day was our fall festival at church.
Pastor was bringing his truck and the trailer for the hay ride.
We pulled up at church for the festival and his trailer still had TP all underneath.
Every year without fail Pastor’s house gets rolled in the fall. This past fall - twice in one week.
He’s such a good sport about it. He laughs and says, If that’s all those boys get into then I’m alright with that.

Sadly, our dollar store was wiped out of TP.
So when it’s almost fall here, we gotta stock up on TP.

 

[Smoked Brisket]