BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Molpet]

... there's a story there, somewhere ...

Only things I can think of is either trying to open door so critter can get out.
Or their trying to ring the door bell to get someone's attention watching TV that can't hear them yelling they can't get out of the room.

 

[tlcmurphy]

... there's a story there, somewhere ...

Ding-Dong Ditch

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Molpet]

Well I thought this was funny

https://local12.com/news/nation-wor...-situation-established-population-months-help

 

[MROO]

It was definitely a blood test appt and not anything weird like a pint of chicken blood in a bain marie that I didn't want to boil dry

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it was!

 

[MROO]

Ding-Dong Ditch

There's definitely a ding-dong or two there ... and it's NOT the doorbell! I'd LOVE to see what a middle school creative writing class would do with this pic!

 

[PeaShack]

Well I thought this was funny

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/old-north-sacramento-neighborhood-overrun-by-chickens-officials-warn-help-is-not-coming-soon-widespread-birds-intervention-staffing-resources-Cincinnati-annoying-damaging-property-health-concerns-mysterious-situation-established-population-months-help

That sounds like paradise to me!

I wonder if they are exaggerating about noise starting at 2 AM (we have 4 roosters and they only start about 5:30). UNLESS, they have a lot of light pollution. In which case, fix the light pollution. 25+ households adopt 4 birds each in a coop & run. Problem solved. I guess that’s how Texans would approach it. Endless appeals to the city, waiting for a response, relentlessly relying on a local government to take care of an easy fix…this why Cali gets a reputation of being soft and inept.

Now what would really be entertaining is to see how Florida Man/Woman would deal with the issue!

 

[Molpet]

That sounds like paradise to me!

I wonder if they are exaggerating about noise starting at 2 AM (we have 4 roosters and they only start about 5:30). UNLESS, they have a lot of light pollution. In which case, fix the light pollution. 25+ households adopt 4 birds each in a coop & run. Problem solved. I guess that’s how Texans would approach it. Endless appeals to the city, waiting for a response, relentlessly relying on a local government to take care of an easy fix…this why Cali gets a reputation of being soft and inept.

Now what would really be entertaining is to see how Florida Man/Woman would deal with the issue!

When I got rid of the weasels and mink, my roosters quit crowing in the middle of the night.
I wouldn't have a complaint about chickens.... I raise mine for food

 

[PeaShack]

That sounds like paradise to me!

I wonder if they are exaggerating about noise starting at 2 AM (we have 4 roosters and they only start about 5:30). UNLESS, they have a lot of light pollution. In which case, fix the light pollution. 25+ households adopt 4 birds each in a coop & run. Problem solved. I guess that’s how Texans would approach it. Endless appeals to the city, waiting for a response, relentlessly relying on a local government to take care of an easy fix…this why Cali gets a reputation of being soft and inept.

Now what would really be entertaining is to see how Florida Man/Woman would deal with the issue!

Husband commented on what he thinks Floridians would do (I grew up in Florida so I agree)…the end result would somehow be chicken nuggets with a hint of tannerite flavor.