California - Northern

[HenHacienda]

My Apologies in advance for those who have seen it!

 

[ronott1]

*****OLD BUTCH******* thought this was funny enough to share!
Fred was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

If you don’t send this on, you’re chicken.
Thanks for the Joke!

 

[EZFarms]

What class are seramas in? Like modern game are in tye class game birds so what would seramas be. i need to knpw for 4-H and before tomorrow

 

[casportpony]

Who here has experience in feeding orphaned small birds? Just found this on the ground.


-Kathy

 

[caychris]

Who here has experience in feeding orphaned small birds? Just found this on the ground.


-Kathy

You need to identify the species more than likely it will need to be dropper fed some mash of some sort but you will need to know what and how much.

 

[chrissyr]

Mostly still just lurking in the shadows here. But I just have to share....................... Sex linked........... BLUE ICE CREAM BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So cute! What breed are they? Sorry this thread moves fast, not sure if you posted it. I adore blues!!!

 

[caychris]

So cute! What breed are they? Sorry this thread moves fast, not sure if you posted it.
I adore blues!!!

Said they were Blue Isabar over CLB hen

 

[casportpony]

You need to identify the species more than likely it will need to be dropper fed some mash of some sort but you will need to know what and how much.

I'm guessing it's some type of finch or sparrow. I have Kaytee Baby bird food and tubes, but I have zero experience with either species. Sadly, something knocked the nest down and I accidently stepped on the other one.

-Kathy

 

[liz9910]

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Don't feel bad, I found one of those and my cat ate it right in front of me! My 4 year old was so traumatized

 

[debs_flock]

What class are seramas in? Like modern game are in tye class game birds so what would seramas be. i need to knpw for 4-H and before tomorrow

SCCL - single comb clean legged