HighStreet, thinking outside the box here. Is there a woodworking class at a local high school? You might be able to get some Advanced students to help you out. The local 4-H extension office may have a club doing woodworking or some older poultry kids handy with tools to help you out.
That would be awesome, but I just don't feel like I have the breathing room to hunt that down at the moment. I *knew* getting the chicks before the coop was done was a mistake, but I got talked into it (and the custom coop guy seemed so reliable and into it *sigh* and the coop was supposed to be delivered when they were still weeks too young to go out). New coop is a go and will be delivered Jan 2nd. I'm the last order that will fit in the truck for that delivery, and I talked to a couple of past customers who raved about them. That was the earliest ANYONE could get me something. I even broke down and called my dad (which I hate doing, because he doesn't need to spend his free time working on my projects), but he can't come up and help because mom just bought a vintage trailer in Arizona, so poor dad gets to spend his Christmas vacation driving there to get it!
In better news, my blue orps are suddenly getting REALLY pretty lacing!!! Two of them are especially nice (one of which is reserved for @TheKeeper ). Hopefully when I have the coop in place I can drive up and swap her.