Can 'Stan the Man' come out and play????

[ChickLover98]

Don't leave Jasper out of this party!

He looks me in the eye and says "Momma, I'm going to that party, whether you like it or not."

"YES! I WILL BE AT THAT PARTY!" He says in his most intimidating cluck.

"Ok, fine." I give in.

Jasper is ready to shake what his momma hen gave him!

...And get his dance on!

Well, then Thalia threatens to bite me in the face if I didn't let her go. I don't take my chances. "Fine."

Big mistake. Then the entire crew talks me into letting all 16 of them go.

After they start dirty dancing, I'm like. "Enough. You all are too much of party animals!" and I tell them it's time to leave.

Petunia screams at me in disgust.

And Jasper gives me that look again.

I'm not going to take it anymore. We leave and I tell them it's time for bed.

"FINE. Night night, Momma." Jasper says, as he snuggled into a nest box.

"Really, Jaspy, what did you have to drink at that party???" I ask.

"Just a couple 'o sodas."

"Yeah right."

 

[Magic Birdie]

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[theoldchick]

Stan said to send Petunia over. He wants to flex his wattles at her.

 

[aoxa]

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This seriously made me 'lol'

 

[BusyBlonde]

LOVE IT! My DH thinks we all have too much time on our hands, though.

 

[aoxa]

Penny wonders if Stan the Man had any work done to his wattles

 

[lvchicken]

Tigger wants to come!!

"Oh, pretty pretty please, with, um, catnip on top??"

 

[The Red Rooster]

Don't invite this guy to the party. He's been nothing but trouble for the past week.. attacking everybody.. being mean to the chicks.. things like that. I was so mad at him that I made a ugly picture of him and showed it to all the girls..

 

[BooBear]

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he looks like he is made out of clay.

 

[hispoptart]

LOL This is too funny