At end of day when the chickens are going to bed I grab the egg basket and head lamp and go out to the coop. Try to avoid stepping in large grotesque poo piles or on chickens since they all fly off the roost to see what treat I might possibly be bringing them. Walk into the coop, go to nest area. Throw broodies off nests (there's ALWAYS broodies on nests). Collect eggs. Hang up basket in coop, scrape poo boards and roosts and put into compost bin. Grab egg basket, do chicken head count, lock pop door and people door, make sure gate is shut on way out. Go to duck area. Climb over duck fence, which is just tall enough to make me have to get up on my tippy toes, and try not to fall into the mud and/or get clothing caught on fence. Scare the crap out of the ducks so they run into their coop, lock ducks in, then go into house with eggs, making sure to take off poo coated boots in garage.
I then lay out the eggs on a clean kitchen towel on the counter, and write down what I got (ie 1 white, 3 green, 2 cream, 19 brown). I take a hot washcloth and scrub off major poo, dirt or yolk from egg accidents. Place into cartons in a nice arrangement (usually 1-2 white, 1-2 green, rest various shades of brown). Full cartons go downstairs into fridge to sell, non-full cartons stay upstairs for our breakfast.
Wash hands.
I then lay out the eggs on a clean kitchen towel on the counter, and write down what I got (ie 1 white, 3 green, 2 cream, 19 brown). I take a hot washcloth and scrub off major poo, dirt or yolk from egg accidents. Place into cartons in a nice arrangement (usually 1-2 white, 1-2 green, rest various shades of brown). Full cartons go downstairs into fridge to sell, non-full cartons stay upstairs for our breakfast.
Wash hands.