Cats!!!!!!!!!!

[gritsar]

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Umm, thanks but no thanks!

 

[Luna_Chick66]

Cats.

Right now I have a baby chipmunk in my pocket because of CATS. I don't think the poor critter is gonna make it.

 

[mom'sfolly]

Doozy Cat had very firm ideas about her feeding schedule...whenever she wanted food she got it. Doozy got fat, and Karen and Dave put the kitty on a diet. Kitty didn't like the diet, so evil humans were no longer allowed to sleep. She started with scratching the walls at night, sort of like that chalk board sound. We got a water bottle and started using it. Doozy cat took her scratching around the corner, "ha, silly humans, that water can't touch me". We learned to ignore it. Doozy learned new tricks....pull the window shade out, let it slap back, pull it out again, and again until someone throws a book. "Ha....woke you up!" Then she moved on to tossing things off my dresser. She would jump up and then casually toss the Carmex on the floor, then the watch, then the alarm clock and then whatever. The final step in the waking the people process was stepping on the answering machine buttons and playing back messages in the middle of the night. Finally she got banished from the bedroom....we had her 19 years and I still miss my Doozy Cat.

 

[TMNTCkins]

Our cat Perry likes to take the straws out of glasses. He is a cute kitty only 4 mo old and is my son's best friend. He loves to play car's carry around toys and thinks the house is a race track. He also get's in my sons spy bag and is a spy cat looking for bad people. I don't think that he knows he is a cat. He thinks he is human or something. He drives us crazy but my son loves him.

 

[gritsar]

That's the thing. Cats drive humans crazy, but we still love them!

 

[Blackbird]

My kitty cat recently vanished. I miss her so much.

 

[gritsar]

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Awww, I'm sorry.

I'd loan you Kitty but she's maniacal. She would have driven me crazy years ago, if I wasn't already.

 

[la dee da]

mom'sfolly :

Doozy Cat had very firm ideas about her feeding schedule...whenever she wanted food she got it. Doozy got fat, and Karen and Dave put the kitty on a diet. Kitty didn't like the diet, so evil humans were no longer allowed to sleep. She started with scratching the walls at night, sort of like that chalk board sound. We got a water bottle and started using it. Doozy cat took her scratching around the corner, "ha, silly humans, that water can't touch me". We learned to ignore it. Doozy learned new tricks....pull the window shade out, let it slap back, pull it out again, and again until someone throws a book. "Ha....woke you up!" Then she moved on to tossing things off my dresser. She would jump up and then casually toss the Carmex on the floor, then the watch, then the alarm clock and then whatever. The final step in the waking the people process was stepping on the answering machine buttons and playing back messages in the middle of the night. Finally she got banished from the bedroom....we had her 19 years and I still miss my Doozy Cat.

Oh, My, Gosh, you had the grandmother of my sisters cat! Only add loud meowing, and starting fights with his sister to that and instead of a book it's the water bottle

Oh yeah...and it's not just food, also attention....ALL...DAY...LONG

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Smart cats are the worst.​

 

[mom'sfolly]

Yep, Doozy used to open the kitchen drawers when she wanted to play with twist ties. She would dig until she found a twist tie or a rubber band. For a cat, she was wicked smart.

Didn't stop her from eating the Christmas tree every year. She was allergic to it, and it made her hair on her back fall out, and she puked.....lovely animals, cats...

 

[HorseFeathers]

My cat, Daisy, chews huuugs holes in this woven, very soft blanket we have... then pukes it up, only in MY room, in the middle of the night. Charming.
She's also a Siamese and yowls all the time.
She practices her mad ninja skills on anyone who pokes her during a nap.

But I wouldn't trade her for the world!