Gorgeous kitties, all!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I have a cat (behavior) question, please!
Is my very healthy/sweetie-pie/rotten/lovable/pirate/cuddle-buddy cat trying to:
A) save me from something I shall never understand
B) show his superiority (like there's any debate possible there, lol)
C) sacrifice himself so I have soft footing
D) kill me (but then who'd be his servant? nah, he's too smart for that)
E) grab my attention that's momentarily not focused on being his servant
F) greet me in cat body language that's somehow become a twisted obsession
G) other (please explain)....
...when he literally runs (at breakneck speed and great threat to his own bodily harm) to flop down fully stretched out on the STEPS just before my foot touches down on it. This is a recent thing that suddenly started one day out of the blue and that has continued every single time for a few months now. He's about 5 years old.