UPDATE!
I have some great news, and some very sad, shocking news.
With assistance, while I was gently chipping away shell from malpositioned chick, it got a burst of energy and split open the egg in my hand. It is very sticky, the chick did not "dry". It looks soaking wet, but if you touch it, its feathers are dry and crusty.
When is it safe to give it a warm bath to get that nasty stuff off?
It's currently in the brooder, very happy to be out after that horrible struggle.
The sad news, as I walked into the incubator room to help this chick, I noticed my one bantam egg had hatched and was sleeping. I looked at my Polish egg (who has been pipped since last night) and it was almost 100% zipped, but wasn't moving. I got closer and my incubator floor was soaked in blood. I was horrified, I opened the lid to investigate. The chick had zipped almost completely, its beak was aimed to the floor, the egg had blood leaked everywhere.
My assumption is, the chick decided it was ready to hatch, but hit one of its own blood vessels and bled to death slowly.
There is no way the bantam chick hurt it, it looked to have just hatched and its egg was on the opposite side of the bator.
I did not change or do anything, the lid has never been lifted and humidity/tempature hasn't changed. It was brought to my attention that maybe the humidity was too high, could that have caused this poor baby's horrifying death?
I might make this question a thread if no one following this knows why, maybe it'll be a learning experience for someone else too.
I CAN provide images of the egg, but it's graphic. I cleaned up most the blood from the floor though.
Hatchday started around 2am the 5th.