Chicken and duck jokes

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Here's some chicken and duck jokes ive come across feel free to add your below, I need more to add to my collection lol.

Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad!

Why did the duck get arrested?
For selling quack!

Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case!
 

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