Chicken Farts

[jeepgirl13]

I'm gonna be squeezing chickens after work now cuz of this thread...

Do you think if a chicken farts after dust bathing it let's off a little poof of dust?

 

[jeepgirl13]

Ok, I pondered a thought last night in bed.
I brood in the house and as such my chicks are exposed to many, many farts mostly my husband.
Thing is, a big window rattler would make every chick in the brooder duck down and get quiet.
Only farts had this effect so fart fear is present at birth.
Was there a predator in the past that just butt roared and struck fear in the masses?
Were there fart hawks?
Why is that a thing? Why do they come preloaded to fear taco tuesday?

Idk about your hubby, but mine sometimes farts so loud I think theres a wild animal growling. Maybe it sounds the same?

Or maybe just back in the dinosaur days, when exerting any kind of effort to hunt they couldn't help but let one loose, so now everytime they hear a fart they're just like "omigawsh Dave is back!"

It wasnt an asteroid that took out dinosaurs, it was all the uncontrolled butt burps.

Or else they've just learned they're about to smell something really offensive. The getting quiet and hunkering down is so they dont have to breathe as much.

 

[Chickassan]

Id bet money they do.
Prollly wont be anything little about it either.

I'm gonna be squeezing chickens after work now cuz of this thread...

Do you think if a chicken farts after dust bathing it let's off a little poof of dust?

 

[jeepgirl13]

Ok, I pondered a thought last night in bed.
I brood in the house and as such my chicks are exposed to many, many farts mostly my husband.
Thing is, a big window rattler would make every chick in the brooder duck down and get quiet.
Only farts had this effect so fart fear is present at birth.
Was there a predator in the past that just butt roared and struck fear in the masses?
Were there fart hawks?
Why is that a thing? Why do they come preloaded to fear taco tuesday?

I like how you think about farts as you're going to sleep. Glad I'm not the only one with a mind like that

 

[jeepgirl13]

Id bet money they do.
Prollly wont be anything little about it either.

Well, I will investigate this and report back. Maybe I can even get it on video for yall

 

[Chickassan]

Yeah, hubs is definitely the tuba in the house sometimes they scare me!
But chicks run for cover at a dainty little whistler that smells of spring roses too.
Im wondering if the cavemen didnt have some messed up hunting techniques.
Set phasers to stun if you will.

Idk about your hubby, but mine sometimes farts so loud I think theres a wild animal growling. Maybe it sounds the same?

Or maybe just back in the dinosaur days, when exerting any kind of effort to hunt they couldn't help but let one loose, so now everytime they hear a fart they're just like "omigawsh Dave is back!"

It wasnt an asteroid that took out dinosaurs, it was all the uncontrolled butt burps.

Or else they've just learned they're about to smell something really offensive. The getting quiet and hunkering down is so they dont have to breathe as much.

 

[jeepgirl13]

Yeah, hubs is definitely the tuba in the house sometimes they scare me!
But chicks run for cover at a dainty little whistler that smells of spring roses too.
Im wondering if the cavemen didnt have some messed up hunting techniques.
Set phasers to stun if you will.

"Alright Jim, you go around to that side of the bush and drop loin cloth, when I give the signal, let er loose and flush em out towards me, and I'll grab em as they're falling out."

"But Bob, you know we have to air out the meat at least 3 suns before we can eat it when I do this. Why dont you do it?"

"Jim! Be quiet and unleash the kraken!"

 

[Chickassan]

Oh lord...forgive me OP.
I laid here and laughed because OP discovered chicken farts.
Then laughed about how many iv'e took for the team.
Then I rememberd the fart hawks, and telling hubs to go outside because I was afraid theyd die like canaries in a coal mine.
And THEN I looked for meaning.
It was a process.

I like how you think about farts as you're going to sleep. Glad I'm not the only one with a mind like that

 

[HenOnAJuneBug]

Well, I will investigate this and report back. Maybe I can even get it on video for yall

Mental image of you pumping a chicken under your arm like bagpipes...

 

[jeepgirl13]

Oh lord...forgive me OP.
I laid here and laughed because OP discovered chicken farts.
Then laughed about how many iv'e took for the team.
Then I rememberd the fart hawks, and telling hubs to go outside because I was afraid theyd die like canaries in a coal mine.
And THEN I looked for meaning.
It was a process.

Theres been tines I thought I was going to die like a canary in a coal mine. Walking into the roo. After hubby's been in bed a few hours and the whole room smells like stale farts.

Or when you wake up cuz you're uncomfortable, or so you think, and when you roll, the blanket moves and wafts the fermented fart out from under the covers and straight up your nose.... I've woken hubby up gagging that way. It was bad while I was preggo.