Chicken Farts

[Duck_life]

Ok i'm gonna be honest. I read this whole thread laughing my butt of, you people are so honest

 

[Chickassan]

Can you imagine the plucking time they saved doing it like that?
Wheel smeel, this was the dawning of humanity.

"Alright Jim, you go around to that side of the bush and drop loin cloth, when I give the signal, let er loose and flush em out towards me, and I'll grab em as they're falling out."

"But Bob, you know we have to air out the meat at least 3 suns before we can eat it when I do this. Why dont you do it?"

"Jim! Be quiet and unleash the kraken!"

 

[jeepgirl13]

Mental image of you pumping a chicken under your arm like bagpipes...

Not under my arms, I want to experience the full fart effect. Those birds are getting squeezed right next to my face...

Yes, I am aware of the potential consequences. I will be sure to document them, if there are any, so everyone here can see why you should never point a loaded chicken at your face.

 

[jeepgirl13]

Can you imagine the plucking time they saved doing it like that?
Wheel smeel, this was the dawning of humanity.

Brings a whole new meaning to "scalding"

 

[jeepgirl13]

Ok i'm gonna be honest. I read this whole thread laughing my butt of, you people are so honest

Honesty and truth is the way to go. Just like a fart, it doesnt always smell nice, but it sure does feel good to get out.

 

[Duck_life]

Honesty and truth is the way to go. Just like a fart, it doesnt always smell nice, but it sure does feel good to get out.

Oh my gosh that should be a quote or something . Lol but true.

 

[jeepgirl13]

Oh my gosh that should be a quote or something . Lol but true.

Maybe I'll add it to my profile then

Feel free to use it. You dont HAVE to credit me, but you can if you want...

It's like one of those "bad quotes" from that insurance commercial. Idk if yall know the one, it's from esurance or one of those companies.

 

[jeepgirl13]

@MROO ty so much for tagging me here! Just what I needed this morning. It was a long, sleepless night and I was SOOOOOO grumpy till I found this.

 

[Cryss]

Maybe I'll add it to my profile then

Feel free to use it. You dont HAVE to credit me, but you can if you want...

It's like one of those "bad quotes" from that insurance commercial. Idk if yall know the one, it's from esurance or one of those companies.

Please may I post this on (gulp) facebook?

 

[jeepgirl13]

Please may I post this on (gulp) facebook?

Omg! Facebook?

Why would you go there, when you've got us, here?

I'm just kidding. I dont use facebook, and I dont like it, but you're more than welcome to post whatever you want on there! I'm sure a TON of those people on there could use some honest farts....