Ok i'm gonna be honest. I read this whole thread laughing my butt of, you people are so honest
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"Alright Jim, you go around to that side of the bush and drop loin cloth, when I give the signal, let er loose and flush em out towards me, and I'll grab em as they're falling out."
"But Bob, you know we have to air out the meat at least 3 suns before we can eat it when I do this. Why dont you do it?"
"Jim! Be quiet and unleash the kraken!"
Not under my arms, I want to experience the full fart effect. Those birds are getting squeezed right next to my face...Mental image of you pumping a chicken under your arm like bagpipes...
Brings a whole new meaning to "scalding"Can you imagine the plucking time they saved doing it like that?
Wheel smeel, this was the dawning of humanity.
Honesty and truth is the way to go. Just like a fart, it doesnt always smell nice, but it sure does feel good to get out.Ok i'm gonna be honest. I read this whole thread laughing my butt of, you people are so honest
Oh my gosh that should be a quote or something . Lol but true.Honesty and truth is the way to go. Just like a fart, it doesnt always smell nice, but it sure does feel good to get out.
Maybe I'll add it to my profile thenOh my gosh that should be a quote or something . Lol but true.
Please may I post this on (gulp) facebook?Maybe I'll add it to my profile then
Feel free to use it. You dont HAVE to credit me, but you can if you want...
It's like one of those "bad quotes" from that insurance commercial. Idk if yall know the one, it's from esurance or one of those companies.
Omg! Facebook?Please may I post this on (gulp) facebook?