Hahahaha! This is sooo funny! One of my biggest fears used to be that everyone was going to send me a bunch of lame chiccken themed stuff. So far...so good. Only got a few things, and I've liked the things I've gotten- a nice coffee mug w/rooster, a disposable table cloth w/chickens, eggs, feathers on it (5 kids= lots of disposable tablecloths during project hour everyday), and only 1 ceramic chicken (which is hollow, so I store the kids crayons, colored pencils, scissors in it). The other few chicken things I have I bought myself.
I dont want tons of chicken themed stuff, but a few well placed, NICE, things, fit perfectly in my home. Other stuff DOES get sent to hang around outside- either the around the coop, or the hay barn, or outside an entryway door.
Personally, I LOVE to shop the Goodwill for chicken stuff- sometimes I find something really cute or cool. But since I also have other animals, I dont always get stuck with getting chicken themed stuff.
On a positive note though, its kinda nice that we have a hobby that lets people who want to get us something, but dont really know us that well, to get us something they think we may like. We may not be into it (the gift its'self), or even like it, but, like they say- its the thought that counts.
Oh and I SOOOO agree with the previous poster who said 'gift card to the feed store'. THAT is the perfect gift! I ask for them when someone asks me what I want or need for holidays/birthdays, and I give them to those I know could use them.