Chicken Jokes

[Jucodeo]

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-Chick
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up!
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried
What day do chickens hate the most?
Fry-Day!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White!

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-Chick
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up!
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried
What day do chickens hate the most?
Fry-Day!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White!

 

[NickyKnack]

What do you call it when a Tasmanian devil gets into the henhouse?

Deviled eggs!

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

What do you call it when a Tasmanian devil gets into the henhouse?

Deviled eggs!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

 

[NickyKnack]

What do you call a frightened scuba diver?

Chicken of the sea!

 

[NickyKnack]

What is the best car to be driving when you're playing chicken?

A coupe

 

[NickyKnack]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

Why thank you!

 

[NickyKnack]

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

 

[Jucodeo]

Thats a really good one I really like that one! Check your PM NickyKnack

 

[hbhoffman]

Do you all have anymore?????? These are funny! I need some to freemotion onto my chicken quilt for the fair THIS Sat. Aug. 13, 2016!