Chicken math

[dekel18042]

If I count my chickens 10 times I come up with 10 different numbers. Lol

SHHHHHHH1 I'm the only one in the family who knows the exact (correct) number of chickens we have. hehehe. And I'm not telling!

 

[JRNash]

My wife caught me looking at a poultry catalogue

 

[21hens-incharge]

My wife caught me looking at a poultry catalogue

OH MY GOSH that is so funny.
I read that and burst into laughter making my hubby ask what was so funny.

Did you tell her you were looking at chicks?

 

[collie1470]

OH MY GOSH that is so funny.
I read that and burst into laughter making my hubby ask what was so funny.

Did you tell her you were looking at chicks?

My fiance cracks jokes a lot about me "checking out chicks" lol

 

[21hens-incharge]

Funny how the spouses find that to be funny. Mine does the same thing.

Telling the neighbor he caught me looking at chicks.

 

[collie1470]

He jokes about it a lot. So do I, saying I look at chicks more than he does XD

 

[clickdb]

Man, I needed a good laugh, thanks you guys.

Our local feed store had 3 little chicks left the other day, my wife thought they were so cute and I asked her if she wanted them. She couldn't say no, until I asked the shopkeep what breed they were and he told us they are turkeys. She adamantly refused to let me take them home after that.

 

[collie1470]

I successfully puppy-eyed my way into getting my fiance to agree to me getting turkeys next year. I've "sad-faced" my way into chickens, call ducks (they're literally too cute for words), geese, and now turkeys. He's too nice XD

But I'm letting him get dog breeds I told myself I would never have. He's determined to either have ones that shed like mad, or drool a lot lol. The trade off is worth it.

 

[collie1470]

Ah, though all but the call ducks will eventually be food. Those are purely for watching.

 

[collie1470]

And the best broody hen will remain. Gotta have a good mama.