Aw, this is Wyoming - nothing's "one heck of a drive away" when you consider that a trip to our nearest Walmart is 50 miles, one way! If we want a Big Mac we'd better have other errands to run and want that Big Mac real bad....MacDonald's is 20 miles away, one way. Our granddaughter,now 19, lived with us for 3 years. When she moved back to Sioux Falls she was trying to explain how wonderfully isolated we are here. Her friend asked, "How isolated?" Little Diane replied, "Well, when Gramma said we needed to go to Walmart I'd yell, 'Oh, goodie! I'll pack the cooler!'"
I don't imagine that I'll ever have more than 3 or 4 birds to do at one time, mostly as we cull. But ya never know - someday a beat up old Ford pickup with 9er plates may show up in your driveway with a crate full of doomed chickens and some homemade strawberry/rhubarb jam for trade!