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There had better be pictures in the AM, or we send Helga the singing ewe, er to sing for YOU!
Your address is ALL over the internet, so we know where to send the singing telegram!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/70082_singing-sheep.jpg
(kidding, kind of, but those of us who are Lavender Ameraucana chick impaired must live vicariously through Lavender chick owners, and we will use strange and wonderful methods of getting the pictures!)
And here's a little something for ewe's guise!
Once there was a REALLY smart sheep who knew how to make butter and buttermilk. One night she snuck out of the barnyard and got a job working for a neighboring farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.
The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for making an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.
That was SO BAD it was good!!!
There had better be pictures in the AM, or we send Helga the singing ewe, er to sing for YOU!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/70082_singing-sheep.jpg
(kidding, kind of, but those of us who are Lavender Ameraucana chick impaired must live vicariously through Lavender chick owners, and we will use strange and wonderful methods of getting the pictures!)
And here's a little something for ewe's guise!
Once there was a REALLY smart sheep who knew how to make butter and buttermilk. One night she snuck out of the barnyard and got a job working for a neighboring farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.
The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for making an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.
