So yesterday it was kinda nice around here, so I decided to whip up a couple of fried egg sandwiches and enjoy the weather. While my eggs were cooking I go outside to set up my little picnic table, of course my chickens come to investigate to see if I have any treats. I go back inside finish up the sandwiches get some chips and head outside. I sit down and here come the chickens yet again, this time i shoo them away so I can eat in peace. i get two bites in and the phone starts ringing so stupid me goes running to answer it and leave the food unguarded. I come out to see the chickens huddled in a corner finishing off MY lunch
... and for some odd reason I yell " HEY JERKS YOU DON'T SEE ME EATING YOUR MEALWORMS DO YOU!!??", as soon as it came out of my mouth I knew it was a mistake... Lucky me my neighbor's whole family were outside having a bbq and now they think I'm a crazy bug eater who talks to chickens
